Birthday Presents and job aspirations for the children

RFC: What would you like for your birthday?

George: I got everything I wanted.

RFC: Okay, what would you like to do for your birthday?

George:You know, I would like a big bag of pot so I can sit in the basement all day.

Sue: You know, my friend's daughter is starting a job working on a pot farm.

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George: Why can't one of you do that?

Interior Design

Holds me. Who's next?

Gym Membership

Friend (via Facebook Chat): Both your parents are here (the gym)!!! CHAN PARTY!
Friend: Now they are checking out the spin room. . .
RFC: Typical.
Friend: Your dad inquired about bringing his own pedals