Sunday, August 14, 2011
George's Hopes and Aspirations for a Day off
Get half his leg waxed for $15 at the local Indian Salon. All three hairs.
George on Gender Roles and Animals.
No man should have a dog that fits in a 5 gallon bucket or 4 quart sauce pan.
George Chan: The Wedding Planner
George would like to announce that he is embarking on a new career path as a-- WEDDING PLANNER!
Please contact George at 847-644-3682 for a consultation.
- No Banquet Hall
- No Formal Dress Required
- No Church, Civil Unions Only
- No more than 50 guests
- Weddings will only be held between the dates of November 1st and March 30th in the Northern Hemisphere and March 30th to November 1st in the Southern Hemisphere.
- Parental Involvement is strongly discouraged
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
George on celebrating Milestones
RCHAN: I know what I should do for my 21st birthday...go on a bar crawl down Taylor Street.
Sue: Okay.
George: I rather you sit around and smoke pot than go on a bar crawl.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Cooking essentials, NEW ADDITION
Rooster sauce....I mean...Sriracha sauce....real popular with the college students.
Wardrobe Malfunction (I mean- "Style Pointers")
"Mom has me wearing my pants longer. I don't like it. And, I've upgraded to keens"- George
Post Museum Comments
"It was a real good banister. AND that's not why we almost got kicked out. . . It's because mom wanted to touch everything" - George
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