Landscape Architecture with George

Fill and flatten.

George Chan, Animal Handler.

"I am the dog whisperer.  Except I don't whisper.  I tell them to behave or I'll eat them.  Ever heard of Beagle Bites?"

Texts from George

Monday (1:06pm): Wudup      yall?

Tuesday (1:09pm):   Hooooiiii      ebody.

Wednesday (1:07pm):  Hoivay!!!          Getting hot.  Like me.

Home Bound George

George: Hoivay!-------I'm--------- bored

RFC: Mom said you were. Radar not hanging with you?

George: Radar is gay.

[George recently had surgery on his knee and cannot put weight on it for five weeks. This is week one. Radar is the dog/ the only child left in the nest.]

Etymology with George

G: I have a question for you.

BFC: What?

G: What is the plural of 'radius'?

BFC: Radii?

G: Okay. What is the plural of 'circus'?

BFC: Circuses?

G: Why is that? Why not 'circii'?

BFC: I don't know.

G: Well what about platypus? Octopus? Abacus? Why does it change? I'm going to make a list of all the words that end in 'us' and what their plural is.

BFC: I gotta go, Dad.

Words to live by (according to George)

"Don't get excited."

George verifies his bike mechanic-ing skills

Are you familiar with Rap Master P ? Well, I'm Bike Master G.