Monday, January 31, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Wardrobe Staples
The George Chan "Look Book" :
1. The Polo Shirt. 100% cotton. Solid colors preferred. Can be found at Target.
2. Khaki slacks. Can be substituted seasonally with corduroy slacks. Hemmed to ankle length.
3. Adidas Superstars, aka "Burnout Shoes". Preferably original 1980s issue.
ACCESSORIES
The French Beret. Especially effective for impressions of The Continental.
Single-compartment backpack. Practical. The George Chan version of a man-purse, if you will.
Corona or other branded flip flop. Often found at Walgreens or CVS in the dollar bin. Marketed to frat boys.
Some looks never go out of style.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Baking with George
G: Does this look like teaspoon to you? [Holds hand out with a small amount baking soda in palm] It's good enough.
R: Aren't you suppose to cream the butter and sugar together first. . .
G: Why would I follow the instructions? It all get's mixed together anyways and ends up in the same place. . .Editors' Note: His cookies are pretty good.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Gender Roles: Do's and Don't's
No self respecting male should ever own or walk a dog that is, for all intents and purposes, "punt-able"
Thursday, January 6, 2011
George on first impressions
Butcher knife in hand when meeting daughter's male friends for the first time.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Text messaging etiquette
It is okay to make up your own abbreviations, and they are not reliant on accepted abbreviations. For example, this entire message could have been: itz ok2mu ur own abbr n tanr on aabbr.
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