Cooking essentials, NEW ADDITION

Rooster sauce....I mean...Sriracha sauce....real popular with the college students.

Wardrobe Malfunction (I mean- "Style Pointers")

"Mom has me wearing my pants longer. I don't like it. And, I've upgraded to keens"- George

Post Museum Comments

"It was a real good banister. AND that's not why we almost got kicked out. . . It's because mom wanted to touch everything" - George

Text Message Updates

RCHAN: How's your trip going so far?

BCHAN: We almost got kicked out of the Milwaukee Museum of Art because George slid down a banister.

RCHAN: Typical.

George Solves the Public Housing Crisis

"The answer is to put them all on golf courses. You've got built in labor pools, green space, no where for the criminals to escape to..."

George Chan, Architecture Critic

On Frank Lloyd Wright's Oak Park, IL Studio: "it's so dark in here."

When George doesn't do the fishing

These would be rather large fishes by George's standard. . . his are usually no longer than the avocado. . .