Gym Membership

Friend (via Facebook Chat): Both your parents are here (the gym)!!! CHAN PARTY!
Friend: Now they are checking out the spin room. . .
RFC: Typical.
Friend: Your dad inquired about bringing his own pedals

Wardrobe Tips

No city dwelling man should be allowed to wear camo.

Wardrobe Malfunction (I mean- "Style Pointers")

"Mom has me wearing my pants longer. I don't like it. And, I've upgraded to keens"- George

Wardrobe Staples

The George Chan "Look Book" :

1. The Polo Shirt. 100% cotton. Solid colors preferred. Can be found at Target.

2. Khaki slacks. Can be substituted seasonally with corduroy slacks. Hemmed to ankle length.

3. Adidas Superstars, aka "Burnout Shoes". Preferably original 1980s issue.

ACCESSORIES

The French Beret. Especially effective for impressions of The Continental.

Single-compartment backpack. Practical. The George Chan version of a man-purse, if you will.

Corona or other branded flip flop. Often found at Walgreens or CVS in the dollar bin. Marketed to frat boys.

Some looks never go out of style.