Texts from George

Monday (1:06pm): Wudup      yall?

Tuesday (1:09pm):   Hooooiiii      ebody.

Wednesday (1:07pm):  Hoivay!!!          Getting hot.  Like me.

Home Bound George

George: Hoivay!-------I'm--------- bored

RFC: Mom said you were. Radar not hanging with you?

George: Radar is gay.

[George recently had surgery on his knee and cannot put weight on it for five weeks. This is week one. Radar is the dog/ the only child left in the nest.]

Etymology with George

G: I have a question for you.

BFC: What?

G: What is the plural of 'radius'?

BFC: Radii?

G: Okay. What is the plural of 'circus'?

BFC: Circuses?

G: Why is that? Why not 'circii'?

BFC: I don't know.

G: Well what about platypus? Octopus? Abacus? Why does it change? I'm going to make a list of all the words that end in 'us' and what their plural is.

BFC: I gotta go, Dad.

Words to live by (according to George)

"Don't get excited."

George verifies his bike mechanic-ing skills

Are you familiar with Rap Master P ? Well, I'm Bike Master G.

George on Dating and Relationships:

"Relationships are like going to Target [Ed. note, pronounced tar-je]: If you go into Target looking for something very specific, they either won't have it, or it will be too expensive. But if you just go to Target casually, and wander around a little bit, you're bound to find something you can use on sale. Sometimes even clearance."